MONOSYLABIC GIRL

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl She says sure and cool and yeah She's my monosylabic girl

I take her to the university, she says huh I take her to anniversary, she says one I take her to jewelry store I say diamonds, she says pearl Oh everyone knows I'm in love and yeah With a monosylabic girl