Birds are dumb cause small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don’t see you eating a talking bird

Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh But so do kids and elderly I don’t see you chop of an old man’s feet Put them in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too Actually they don’t have central nervousness No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile Come to thin about it they don’t have a face

They have no face, no place for ears There’s no clam eyes to cry clam tears No spixal cord, they must get bored Might as well just put them out of misery

Although the world could be more selfish I guess it’s alright to eat shellfish