In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy

My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"

Once every 24 hours I'm supposed to take a shower That's not the way I do it Do it do it

Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind I don't want to do it Do it do it

It doesn't make a difference to me Everyday I do the same old thing So why should I have to be clean?

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays Also known as shower days I hate them