MY VAGINA

My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don’t got monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lot’s of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in Turning donnie into Marie Osmand

Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I don’t want to get a bladder infection

I never thought I’d miss my vas deferance I trade it in for a par of huge cans Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front Now I show all my friend my new designer cunt They think I’m kinda weird but that’s ok with me Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee There’s nothing finer than having a vagina