My vagina has two sets of lips, but I donít got monthly blood drips My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lotís of extra skin, they took my outtie and made it an in Turning donnie into Marie Osmand

Operation successful, but now I gotta pee threw a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down and when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I donít want to get a bladder infection

I never thought Iíd miss my vas deferance I trade it in for a par of huge cans Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front Now I show all my friend my new designer cunt They think Iím kinda weird but thatís ok with me Cause now I kick their ass playing from the ladies tee Thereís nothing finer than having a vagina